Quote Originally Posted by suzengrace View Post
Mr Smith(aka Preacher man)...You are quite the "ladies man" aren't you ??? I bet you even have a female "fan club " out there in Lucea !!!.
moi..??..
.. a '.ladies man..'..??..
Nooooooooooooo_Sir..!!..
:-(

tru tru waaaaaaaaay back-in-the-day i was pure-dog,
but i've given-up on my doggie-ways

here in Jamaica,
with all these pretty-pretty ladies,
i do find my self panting with my tongue hanging out,
but mi 'fraid

for example, it was jus' yesterday,
i saw a lady
..about 40-ish

she was carry-ing a 5-gallon bucket of water
...ON her head
......HOW she got that bucket on top of her head I do-not know
.........moi..??.. --- i can hardly get a bucket of water off-the ground

anyhooooooooooooooooooooo

water pon her head,
and she was walking walking
...walking UP a super-duper-STEEP STEEP steeeeeeeeeeeeeep hill
......'bout a 65-degree incline

her grace in movement
..careful movement
.......a wonderment to behold

she step
she step
she step
up
& up
up
& up
step
by step
by step

for about 75-yards to her house

* sigh *

yep
mi 'fraid

Jamaican women are *special*
i'm NOT qualified
can't manage