I don't want this trip report to end, at least until I reach in January. I feel like I'm on vacation along with you. You really love some thick men, me too!! . I love your sense of humor and lol at your description of the "yard bathroom, minus the sink and the porcelain." Your description of the dancing was a visual in itself I can actually see you guys dancing and how awkward it must've been based on your silhouette picture. You not knowing whether it was his chin or "tool" . He really wasted your time going to pick up his daughter and then she already had a ride home. Maybe you should've went with driver "B".