Lol, good one. Eco actually shiiit his pants last year walking to the gas stations in the middle of the night because he was to cheap to hire a taxi.....those pesky horses on the beach are actually kept in front of the Negril Police Station. Toss out any mystery that the police can't figure out who owns them. So anyway,,,,, Eco was doing his cheap walk to the gas station for meds when those horses caused him to almost soil his pants.....he was going to complain to the JTB but their inbox was full of complaints about the tree frogs and the price of Redstripes.
Yawn, time to book for Feb but now he hears that JA has a lack of Maine lobsters at that time......entitlement problems and add the hashtag





