My very first trip out of the hotel room and this driver wanted me to hop in.

I was standing on the road, looking for one of my regular drivers to come by.
A route Taxi stopped and waved "hop in"
"No mon, I'm waiting for..........then I noticed these 2 very nice looking ladies in the back seat.
Wow, I think they are models?

So, I hopped in.

I said "helloooooo, goodnight"
"Hello, goodnight they replied"

We drove a bit and they asked me "where were the parties for the night?"

"I don't know, I just arrived today"
"Hey, Why are you asking me" I said, "don't you know where the parties are?"
"we are from Kingston" ,
"we just arrived too".

We went all the way to the Taxi park and they jumped in another taxi and I
started walking to my friends house down the road.

Sure wish I knew of a place to recommend for that night.
I would have been there early. Ready, willing and able for whatever.

So it goes. It was just my first day in Negril.