M from M&G. So this isn't from personal experience. However .... it should be noted that a friend of mine (male of the species) advises that other male members of the species should exercise extreme caution when working with hot peppers. Be sure to wash your hands THOROUGHLY prior to urinating. I gather there can be some uncomfortable results if one, shall we say, rushes to the loo and fails to observe this precaution!

I dunno, ladies. Sounds pretty funny to me!