Quote Originally Posted by CosmicMoose View Post
Dr Quality also does all his own carvings. Go see Fay at his shop in the cliffs.

~Moose
http://realnegril.com/drquality/

We try to buy something from Quality and Fay every trip. Nice, authentic carvings. Fay will give you a good price - no need to haggle.

Funny story - On our last trip, we had been doing our own West End bar crawl when we decided to stop at Quality and Fay's shop. The Wife was taking her time browsing the selection, when I began to feel the need to relieve myself of the several Red Stripes I had consumed. I asked Fay if could use the restroom and she responded, "Mon, just go out back! This is Jamaica." So, I walked around behind the shop and realized the area is basically an open field with a single bush. I walked over to the bush and proceeded to relieve myself. Suddenly, out of the corner of my eye, I spot a grandmotherly woman walking down Summerset Lane, from which I was in full view. You can imagine my embarrassment as I pictured my own grandmother catching me peeing in the bushes. Ahh, good times!