A horse got sand on your foot while on the beach, this causes me great concern. Who in their right mind put that sand on the beach? Who put the tourist on the beach that rode that reckless mover of sand? It is well known that I have no love for horses causing tourist such stresses....it's not the Jamaican way..... Next thing you know those camels outside of Mobay will be trotting along the beach disturbing the sand.

Sarcasm is hard to deliver in a proper non sand disturbing fashion over the internets with horses everywhere so please refrain until the jet skis return.