What is the appropriate amount of lighters to pack for a seven-day trip?

[airportworker]

put all lighters in your checked (under-the-plane) bags/luggage

do NOT carry 'em on

I can start a lighter shop with the amount i have in the lockers downstairs

[smith744]

I can start a lighter shop with the amount i have in the lockers downstairs

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh,
"..I See.." said the blind-man

so,
you're an airport worker eh
..the-same-folks, who've confiscated all dem lighters from me over the past few years

so,
you got a locker full of lighers eh
...i always *wonder*-ed WHAT dem did with all those lighters they take from passengers/travelers.

now i know
..they in YOUR-locker(s)

[airportworker]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh,
"..I See.." said the blind-man

so,
you're an airport worker eh
..the-same-folks, who've confiscated all dem lighters from me over the past few years

so,
you got a locker full of lighers eh
...i always *wonder*-ed WHAT dem did with all those lighters they take from passengers/travelers.

now i know
..they in YOUR-locker(s)

smith i work for those who do it in a more relaxed way then the TSA, i.e the british

[smith744]

smith i work for those who do it in a more relaxed way then the TSA, i.e the british

lol
all-that is so jolly-good

ummmmmmmmmmmmm...
WHEREAS Jamaica is a former English-colony,
is there any-way you can re-train/re-tool 'em down there,
so they-TOO can be '.more relaxed.' like their British step-father ...??..

dem Ja-TSA-types are ruff-ruff, too
:-(

ummmmmmmmmmmmm....
*perhaps* they were train-ed by the USofA-folks eh

[airportworker]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm...
WHEREAS Jamaica is a former English-colony,
is there any-way you can re-train/re-tool 'em down there,
so they-TOO can be '.more relaxed.' like their British step-father ...??..

dem Ja-TSA-types are ruff-ruff, too
:-(

ummmmmmmmmmmmm....
*perhaps* they were train-ed by the USofA-folks eh[/QUOTE]

been trying to get a transfer to MBJ aka Mobay airport for ages but they sent me to Sydney instead doh

[smith744]

but they sent me to Sydney instead doh

LOL

i'm GONE
i'm OUT-of-here

THAT is the funny-est post i've read in a long time
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