Quote Originally Posted by JitterBug View Post
i've sat at that beach for many years . . . never saw the beach police actually "do" anything other than walk at a snail's pace. what are their duties anyway?
To hide in the shade shooting the $hit looking all cool with their uniforms. They are actually their to make sure the beach is safe for people to enjoy. Some do their job and tell annoying pestering higglers to bug off. Chat one of them up, they are really friendly and fun to smoke with.

The "real" police can be approachable as well at the right times. When they are all suited up for war with the big guns leave them alone. I've chatted with them in Negril turning a traffic stop with 3 locals from them paying some fines or going to jail into me playing with their radar/Lidar gun and us being able to leave with no fines and no "lunch money" being exchanged. Paid enough "lunch money" all over the rest of the island.....