You know you're getting close when...

[Integrity]

Start wandering the isles of Target buying sunscreen
Explore current swimwear resort collections in stores/buy new bathing suits
Set up a suitcase weeks in advance and throw in a frisbee and waboba ball
Begin listening to reggae music and checking negril.com every few hours
Obsessively check the weather to make sure no snow storms are predicted for the big travel day
Research great beach books
Finish last day of work and say goodbye to everyone I know
Backup cell phone photos
Clean out wallet of non-vacation cards and receipts
Go to a bank teller and explain why I need one and five dollar bills
Confirm flight, check flight status
Figure out how many hours before flight I have to get to the airport
Book car service to the airport
And now...the final count down to lift off begins...soon come