I totally agree with TAH.... Let them know you know the runnings immediately.
When am I leaving.....someday.
Where am I staying.... up the beach at the Purple Pelican....
Having aloe rubbed on me.......omg. I'm very allergic.....
Do I have a cigarette.... no, but I could sure use one.....
Really.....does it look like I have to pay for company...or sex..