We got back to Yellow Bird. We are awaiting my best friend from college and my old employer from college. My best man decides that this would be a good time to go retrieve his pants for the wedding, from his parents. They were at couples.

My buddy shows up, my old boss shows up. Rob and Lisa show up. A few passers by attending to the wedding show up. All was going well. Everyone left, besides those whom were participating in the bachelor festivities. No best man.

Best man shows up about 2 hours later. He tells me, within the last 2-3 hours he had LOST THE DAMN PANTS!