Quote Originally Posted by Flipadelphia26 View Post
Yes, my starter wife.
Not related to JA, but reminds me of a story.

A few years back, while we're sitting around at the 19th hole after a league round of golf. A guy substituting in my league starts flirting with the server when she came by to see if we needed another round of drinks. One of his lines was, "I'm on wife number 3. Wanna be 'wife number 4'?". Well, turns out, he had just gotten off the phone with said 'wife number 3'...or so he thought. He forgot to hang up his cell phone. Oops. He had some explaining to do when he got home. Never saw him again. I wonder which wife he's with now?