knock knock knock

Coming!!

I open the door and there is this girl standing there just looking at me as if I were an Alien.

"who you? and where is Andre?"

"Um Andre isn't here right now can I take a message?"

"What you mean he's not here right now.. who are you and why are you here?"

"Well I'm an old friend of Andre's and if you can't tell I'm sleeping here right there actually in that bed with Andre"

things got heated.. we're both raising our voices and then this girl tries to push past me at the door.

Oh no she didnt! So I pushed her back out the doorway.

"Andre isn't here and when he gets here he's unavailable!!"

And then...











Just kidding... I couldn't help myself