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    Quote Originally Posted by VaFishing View Post
    We haven't been to Negril before and aren't into the big "touristy" type stuff.

    Love hanging out.

    Is the Pub Crawl worth the experience and how long is the tour?
    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

    i hate having to pop-your-bubble, BUT that Pub Crawl thing-y IS a ''..big *touristy* type stuff..''
    ..it's not just ''big'' ...... it's BIG BIG...!!!

    :-(

    so,
    here's a *thought*:::>>>> hire CaptainD's son Linstead, and let him take you on a pub-crawl ''yardie-stylee'' ... maybe over to Sav, or some other community and/or town(s) in the Negril suburbs ..... do it on a Friday and/or Saturday evening ---- after sundown.

    a big-bonus would be 4-5 stops in the countryside ..... it's NICE up in dem der hills.

    big fun WILL be had.
    be hapPpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by smith744 View Post
    here's a *thought*:::>>>> hire CaptainD's son Linstead, and let him take you on a pub-crawl ''yardie-stylee'' ...
    here's more-thoughts:::>>>> a possible itinerary for that yardie-stylee bar-crawl

    leave resort ::>>>> toward beautiful downtown Negril ::>>>> round the round-about ::>>> and STOP at the first road-side shop and get a likkle something-something to drink, munch-on, and smoke ... make-SURE that first-shop someplace (anyplace) between the last gas-station and the golf course.

    ''..smoke..'' = a single CravenA or Matterhorn cigarette .... or some tobacco and rolling paper

    or don't smoke


    get a hand-full of ''..sweeties..'' (aka penny-candy) :::: Jamaican 'sweeties' are nice-nice


    then:::>>> continue along the Sav-road to Little London
    ..you might be lucky-lucky and theirs an *event* taking place on the socoor field behind the little shopping center ...

    if not,
    make a right turn into Little London, and look for ANOTHER-shop --- stop,,, drink,,, blah blah blah

    oh
    oh
    ooooooooooooh:::>>>> on this yardie-bar-crawl you might run-up-on a wake, party, or something-something .... join the festivities ... drink, eat, sip, blah blah blah

    then:::>> go BACK to the main road, and at the main cross-road make a LEFT toward Grange Hill and/or SpringValley ..... i'm SURE Linstead knows the area.

    big-fun should/would/could be guaranteeeeeeed in & around Grange Hill.

    stop, and repeat stuff above

    then::>> roam around the country side in that area::::>> such as Santoy, March Town,,,, a good spot is Logwood ....

    stop along the way, of course, blah blah blah

    work your way over to Dias,,,,,

    Then loop-down to Lucea-town:::::GOT TO stop in Lucea-town

    and work your way back to Negril, with stops along the way, on the main road::::: such as Cousin Cove, Green Island,

    ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i would make a left at GreenIsland and go explore ...... good possibilities that you'll find something(s) on a Friday and/or Saturday evening/night

    then::>> back to the main road and continue on to Negril
    ...stop in OrangeBay,,,,,, but to-me, folks up in der are ***different*** ... dem nice, but different

    then:::>> back on main road, and back to BeachRoad and your resort.

    let Linstead drop you off at the Security-guard desk at main gate

    you might be drunk, so stay a little alert and don't get out and enter at the staff entrance

    cue the music::::>>> ''''....happy trails to you, la la la la la la...''''


    one more final things::::>>> DO NOT leave the resort without a big wad of toilet paper in your back pocket ,,,,, just in case Nature calls.

    and the most-most-MOST-est important thing:::::::>>>>> have on-hand ONLY Jamaican currency ::::: DO NOT take/have USofA, Canadian, or where-ever-foriegn currency. .....

    i repeat::::>>>> use Jamaican currency ONLY !!!!! --- probably won't need more than US $20-25 for booze, food, smoke, snacks, meal
    be hapPpy

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