Quote Originally Posted by smith744 View Post
here's a *thought*:::>>>> hire CaptainD's son Linstead, and let him take you on a pub-crawl ''yardie-stylee'' ...
here's more-thoughts:::>>>> a possible itinerary for that yardie-stylee bar-crawl

leave resort ::>>>> toward beautiful downtown Negril ::>>>> round the round-about ::>>> and STOP at the first road-side shop and get a likkle something-something to drink, munch-on, and smoke ... make-SURE that first-shop someplace (anyplace) between the last gas-station and the golf course.

''..smoke..'' = a single CravenA or Matterhorn cigarette .... or some tobacco and rolling paper

or don't smoke


get a hand-full of ''..sweeties..'' (aka penny-candy) :::: Jamaican 'sweeties' are nice-nice


then:::>>> continue along the Sav-road to Little London
..you might be lucky-lucky and theirs an *event* taking place on the socoor field behind the little shopping center ...

if not,
make a right turn into Little London, and look for ANOTHER-shop --- stop,,, drink,,, blah blah blah

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ooooooooooooh:::>>>> on this yardie-bar-crawl you might run-up-on a wake, party, or something-something .... join the festivities ... drink, eat, sip, blah blah blah

then:::>> go BACK to the main road, and at the main cross-road make a LEFT toward Grange Hill and/or SpringValley ..... i'm SURE Linstead knows the area.

big-fun should/would/could be guaranteeeeeeed in & around Grange Hill.

stop, and repeat stuff above

then::>> roam around the country side in that area::::>> such as Santoy, March Town,,,, a good spot is Logwood ....

stop along the way, of course, blah blah blah

work your way over to Dias,,,,,

Then loop-down to Lucea-town:::::GOT TO stop in Lucea-town

and work your way back to Negril, with stops along the way, on the main road::::: such as Cousin Cove, Green Island,

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i would make a left at GreenIsland and go explore ...... good possibilities that you'll find something(s) on a Friday and/or Saturday evening/night

then::>> back to the main road and continue on to Negril
...stop in OrangeBay,,,,,, but to-me, folks up in der are ***different*** ... dem nice, but different

then:::>> back on main road, and back to BeachRoad and your resort.

let Linstead drop you off at the Security-guard desk at main gate

you might be drunk, so stay a little alert and don't get out and enter at the staff entrance

cue the music::::>>> ''''....happy trails to you, la la la la la la...''''


one more final things::::>>> DO NOT leave the resort without a big wad of toilet paper in your back pocket ,,,,, just in case Nature calls.

and the most-most-MOST-est important thing:::::::>>>>> have on-hand ONLY Jamaican currency ::::: DO NOT take/have USofA, Canadian, or where-ever-foriegn currency. .....

i repeat::::>>>> use Jamaican currency ONLY !!!!! --- probably won't need more than US $20-25 for booze, food, smoke, snacks, meal