Camo

[booger]

Ben's food bowl is camo. I saw it.

LOL. Really? My wife is his girlfriend/nurse and she didn't even know that. He doesn't know it yet, but nail trim is on the calendar in a couple months. He *****es every time but prances around shortly after.

Shhhhh

don't tell him

[booger]

***** is not "unlicensed driver, I promise.

***** = beotches