i don't like smuggle-ing in contraband

:-(

for example,
last trip
i carry-ed
a few of my mom's nice dress-es

folded 'em up real-small & tight
and
stuffed 'em inside my underware

was nervous nervous
[[[ please Jah,,,, don't make 'em check me ... please ]]

luck-ly no check

*whew*

question:::>>> WHAT should my response be, if/when they find woe-men's clothing in my bags....???...

would this work...???..::>> ''...I like to *dress-up* .... like Caitlen(sp?) Jenner...'''

boardie-family guidance requested