**On-Site TripReport ~~ Sat-day eveing.. 03/19/16

[Homebrewer]

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he's been fooling around with the goats every since i've known him ... 'bout 15+ years .. .. since he was a pre-teen , probably younger

please be careful this is a family board

[smith744]

please be careful
this is a family board

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YOU are SO-bad..!!..

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[smith744]

..continue-ing..
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OKaaaaaaaaaaaaay..!!...
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''..let's get ready to ramble...''
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balance of this thread::::a likkle of this... and a likkle of that
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NObody likes stinky toes, but me

i don't get it
...so far, not-one Jamaican wants to share/eat my stinky toes.
AND
when i tell 'em about my ''..with ackee..'' creation, they shake their heads.

what's up with that..???..
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Prep-ing for Departure

today,
got my thymne & nutmeg
to carry-back to-foreign
....wanna make SURE that thymne is dried-out
so that USofA inspectors don't confiscate it

saw @ market
my most-est favorite ginger root
...they had plenty :::: will hold off 'til monday/tuesday to buy some

for some strange reason,
didn't see my cinamon bush
...MUST hunt for that quick quick,,, to dry it out, to clear USofA inspection
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Wish I was 50 years younger

'cause those/these Ja-woe-mons
are sooooooooooooo NICE..!!..

* sigh *

*maybe* in my next-life eh

ummmmmmmmmmmmm
with my *luck*
i'll probably come-back as a mosquito or sand flea [[ groan ]]

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the down-side... of too-too much time In-Country...


folks *seem* to be
assume-ing that i unna-stand Patois
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i can't speak it ... and i have a HARD-time unna-standing it, most times

Experience has taught me
[[ in my case ]]
that i need to be ON-island IN-country
for at least 3-4 weeks
before i can get the gist of what they're saying to [[or about]] me.

my *new*-thing,
along with telling them to ''..say that again..''
or
''..i don't unna stand..''
is to tell 'em:::>>> '''.. chat to me as if YOU were a 6-Form-Student, please..'''
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an email *request* from foreign

today,
sent all my yard-work clients
an email update
as to my travel plans blah blah blah

got this (( below )) response
from my from-Jamaica client
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she want me to RUN all over Jamaica na tru
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up & down, like goat &/or fowl
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Gotta Change Departure Date

feed-back from clients indicate it's ok
that i extend my trip a likkle

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..to be continued...
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[VVHT]

Smith,

Your reputation with "Da Woooomeeen" precedes you.....

another time,
a security guard
in a China-man store asked:::>> ''..How is your son..??'''

''..Huh... i've got nO son down here..... i'm not from here.. blah blah ..''

[smith744]

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dunno why
this pic didn't *work*/upload properly/*show*
the first time
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[madcam94]

Pretty nails but I don't know how she is able to do anything. I wouldn't be able to button my pants or shirt with those looooonggg nails. Thanks for reporting.

[smith744]

............ I don't know how she is able to do anything....

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'Twas JUST 5-minutes ago,
i saw her & boyfriend
here in Lucea-town
..dem eating patties... JuciyBeef ... she had some kinda veggie pattie ... looked NICE..!!..

fingers were *working* fine ... no crumbs or food in or on the nails