Prior to my beach stroll, I told C how much I love fresh almonds. I came back to find this…

Clevelands kitchen


Here he is banging the daylights out a bunch of almonds…oh PLEASE LORD don’t let those be for me….




He proudly serves me this…dirty crushed almonds on a dirty leaf


“For me???? Thank you Cleveland!”
“You said you like almonds and I knew you were hungry. This is what we used to do as kids.”
“Oh how thoughtful and sweet!"

There was NO WAY I was going to eat that!!!! We are not shipwrecked on a deserted island and I am not hungry enough to eat almonds seasoned with black beach sand. I sent him inside to get us a refill then sent those nuts and that leaf sailing under table.