I have driven in and around Negril over the years.
Mi family van.
It was ok, always stayed on the left.
When you get to the Round-A-bout,
the car that is in there first
has the right of way.
Made my turn , headed down the road and
hit a straight away.
That's when I stepped on the gas.
It was fun, sped a little, had fun,
then broke it down to regular speed.
My lady friend wants me to rent a car from a local.
"5000 a day is all he wants"
because we have big plans this trip.
"Oh, no, baby,I tried it once, stone cold sober.
This trip is all about fun in the sun.
I drink waaaaaay to much beer, love being out at night.
Besides, The Taxis and private drivers are all around the place.
I would rather give you that $5000 J.
That got her. "ok, you are right.
So, no driving for this old man.![]()