Checking in from Travellers

[MikeyNYC]

This morning's jamaican exchange:
Travellers front desk: welcome to Travellers, here's your wristband so you can get the breakfast that's included with your room
Me: thanks.
Travellers waitress: good morning, here's the breakfast menu.
Me: *confused. Looking at a menu with prices* "miss, I'm sorry, maybe I'm confused, what's the bracelet for if this is all cash price?"
TW: That's a meal plan. It's good for $11 for breakfast."
Me: "oh, got it. Thanks." *looks at menu, selects items to equal $11* "may I have two eggs, bacon and fried dumplings."
TW: the bacon is not included.
Me: ? Okay. I'll have sausage then.
TW: the sausage is not included. The ham is not included.
Me: oh
TW: the fried dumplings are not included.
Me: looking around To see if I'm on a hidden video prank show.
TW: but I can give you fried dumplings this time.
Me: ...


Honestly, instead of saying breakfast is included with the room, just say two eggs and toast is included wth the room. And, by no means am I ungreatful for some calories in the am, just don't need the song and dance. But it does keep it interesting.