My wife and I have stayed at Alfred's three times the past few years, and it is absolutely our favorite. The rooms are basic, with no TV or phone, and like someone else said no AC, but no problem with the fans. We've always stayed between November and February and it's never been too hot, especially in the evening to morning, when it's hard to get up because the breeze is so nice.

Yes, they still have loud music three nights a week (Tuesday, Friday and Sunday), but as someone mentioned, due to the new noise rules ends about midnight. We're heading to Jamaica next week but not staying at Alfred's, only because we will have our 6 month old baby with us, and he probably won't be able to handle music til midnight. I will say though that I have been able to sleep through the music nights before (although that may have had as much to do with Alfred's rum punch!).

They'll warn you to keep your doors (and outer doors to the decks/mezzanine) locked, but we have always felt completely safe. Everyone is extremely friendly and make you feel so welcome. Good call on the travel safe because they don't have safes in the room, but we bring a PacSafe travel safe (if not the same kind, similar to what you are describing), and that works fine for us.

If you and the family are cool with the basic amenities, then you will love Alfred's. We can't wait to go back and stay again in a few months when we return without the baby, and again when he's old enough to stay.

Hope this helps!