Check In vs Carry On....?

[Markospoon]

I am a man.
Still, I need a big ole suitcase/luggage.

I bring a zipper cooler that is filled with just:

Soap, body wash, bug spray, mouthwash, flashlight, incense,
spray Lysol sanitizer, wash cloths, towels,
after shave lotion/cologne,
rolling papers, snacks,
tooth paste, tooth brush,
Body lotion, mini-first aid kit,
extra batteries, lotion, sun block, razors (maybe), little radio/cd player.
This I put inside my luggage bag.

Then there are shorts, swim trunks, t-shirts, long pants,
long sleeve shirt, sandals, gym shoes, socks, under wear,
hats/cap, towels, sweat rag.
All this inside the luggage bag next to the cooler.

Then the carry on with:
Laptop, more snacks, I.D./wallet,
keys, $$$. sweat rag, extra sun glasses,
reading glasses, J-cell phone.

Not to mention gifts for the kids and Fam. in Jamaica.

But, as you know everyone is beautiful and different and like
the blast from the past Stylistics song:
"People make the world go round", what a jam!