Trip Report Game...!!!!!!!

[Markospoon]

"I'm sorry, mi lady" cannot go straight to the beach, his Royal Highness Akbar Suave,
has sealed off the Beach for 5 square miles."
"He has donated 200 Trillion U.S. dollars to the people of Jamaica."

It seems that he is expecting some....shall we say "lady" to meet him upon his arrival.
"Hmmmm, this puts a damper on my plans," I thought.
"No worries mam, my driver said, the pools are up and running and complimentary dinner and cocktails have been arranged.

"Oh well, it is, what it is" I said to myself.

Soon, we were in front of my hotel,
as I was getting out of the van I saw.......