never had any problems in all mi years flying back and forth to Jamaica......nuthin

but the only thing that has ever happened to mi was when I took a cruise once.........
Montego Bay was one of the Ports of call......and yes I made mi way out to Negril.......though it was a tease
there were a bunch of us guys hanging together and partying.....but one guy was an idiot..couldn't get rid of him either
well the last night on the cruise the idiot got trashed and caused problems with a couple female passengers and bartenders etc...
ship security never ever came up to us nor identify themselves........guess they were in plain tourist clothes
for all I know one of the security guys could have been one of the guys hanging with us on a few occasions......
and I have admit security was pretty lax on that cruise......even going in and out of Ports....and this was after 911...
so when I was departing the ship at the end of the cruise I was detained as were the other guys because of the idiot.......
evidently security had been monitoring us and alerted security and Florida State Police at debarkation that there were some wild guys and one top notch idiot on the cruise who were probably doing drugs.......lol

so being guilty by association we were all strip searched by security and the Florida State Police in Port........
they were convinced that idiot had do being doing drugs to behave and act the way he was.......lol
so they thought we were all doing drugs.....not......the guy was just a plain IDIOT
the guy didn't do drugs nor us and the guy was just a plain idiot when he got trashed.........
so they went thru every single item I had and asked and grilled mi with a ton of questions etc etc..........
when they couldn't find anything........they let us all go.......finally
I always wondered if one of our Ports of Call wasn't Montego Bay if we would have ever been strip searched...
I know for a fact that one couple did bring some smoke on board in Montego Bay....
they were bragging about it but what a chance they took......so they were the second idiots I met that cruise
mi now convinced that some people shouldn't even be allowed leave the states......unless it's permanently....lol

just for the record......I haven't taken another cruise since.........lol

Cool Runnings, Marko