I don't know what it is about me that made them want to do this, but I had to laugh when on the way INTO one of my trips to Jamaica my baggage was checked...had a note in my suitcase telling me so..couldn't help but think..who the hell smuggles stuff INTO Jamaica??
actually mi know someone that did......lol........lol......another idiot.......lolOriginally Posted by negrilaholic
likkle story.....it's tru too.......lol.......lol......mi always get a chuckle when mi think of this.......
mi first time to Negril and mi was really looking forward to it after hearing how great it was when mi was in Ochie in '82
so this youngster lands at HedoII in '84 and was getting accustomed to mi room which was on the beach side.....
it had real nice views out mi windows lookie at da beach.....
and mi guess dem gals out der on da beach forget der bathing suits....
boy mi liking this place call Hedo.....lol
then mi hear a knock on da door.......chit.....who the heck is disturbing mi lookie thingy.......lol
then mi hear da door opening......WTF........someone's got a key to mi room......lol
now there is guy is standing der......WTF.......
he says "hey mi your new roommate"........chit......"mi from Los Angles, CA"
.....chit.......they said mi might not get a roomate.....dayum.....
so much for having mi own room......dayum again
mi say "happy to meet you"......"mi from Boston"......and then the usual BS
so mi new roommate was acting real funny and mi asked is sumthin wrong mon........
him looks at mi and him announces "you won't believe this".......
so now mi thinking the guy is going to tell mi him gay or sumthin......chit.....
hope him doesn't have a funny ideas......mi hear dem guys from Cali are a likkle bit different
he then announces "I got arrested at da airport!!!!!!!!"......WTF.....
now mi think mi bunking with a criminal......lol......and mi on vacation
mi said what the heck for mon?
him then says for "POT"......wow.....mi said how the heck did they ever get on da the plane mon?
him says "no they busted mi in the Montego Bay airport"........WTF..........
mi saying to myself who would ever be stupid enuff to bring in POT to Jamaica......
mi couldn't get over dis so mi said" you got arrested for bringing in POT into the biggest POT capital of the world".........
so mi interest was up so mi asked "so what happened?" and "why did you do this?"
him said "they found mi stash in mi luggage and they detained mi for 3 hours and gave mi the riot act"
"they said mi might be goin to jail but instead dem put mi on the watch list and they let mi go "
him says "they basically ended up slapping mi hand and said not to do it again".......duh
mi said you gotta be the stupidest son of a ***** or the craziest mother mi ever met....
him says "mi had some really good chit and didn't think they'd find it"
mi said you are certainly the luckiest son of a gun cause they should have thrown your ass in Jail.....
so mi thinking mi gotta deal with an idiot now while on vacation.....why mi.......
mi was there for ten days and luckily he was only there for 5 days......
and in the 5 days mi only saw him twice....jah bless
and I had one of the best vacations ever.......at the ZOO
even though some guy thought it was necessary to bring sand to the beach........lawd of mercy
true story mon.......mi laugh about it everything mi think of mi first reach to Negril.....lol
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OMG, thats a great story. Laughed all the way thru
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