Where's smith? What would smith say?

[Loveanother]

Time to stir this forum up! APB Smith where are you?

[Markospoon]

Shake it up!

Calling all cars, calling all cars.
Be on the lookout for Smith, aka, Massa Smith, aka Mr. Smith.
Last seen in the hills of Lucea.

Last seen wearing Wata Boots.

Distinguishing features...beautiful brown skin, low cut hair style.

Approach with caution, he carries a quick draw camera.

Travels in Route Taxi.
Known to eat at local establishments.

All jokes aside, we do miss Big brother Smith.

[Loveanother]

Maybe he is waiting for code word mosquito lol. Come out come out wherever you are. Just what we all need.

[smith744]

self-SAY::>> ".psst psst ... Bill ... Bill ... *they* calling you, mon."

me-SAY::>>Huh.??.. ".WHO dat calling me..??/"

self-SAY::>> ".Dem ... dem pon the board."

* sigh *

sigh-ing big-ly
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WHY you's messin' wit me..??... why why why..??

:-(

'twas JUST the other-day, and i got an email from THAT-Pixie boardie & her husband ........... grrrrrrrrrrrrr.... they even had the nerve to attach a video of my Ja-sweetheart .... had my old-old heart pitter-patter-ing .... and my feeble brain cells thinking all kinds of wicked thoughts

oh well
me guess it's time to book, pack & Goooooooooooooooooooo, eh

ummmmmmmmm
*maybe* some Easter bun & cheese
ummmmmmmmm

me feel like an idiot
been long time since last reach
have forgotten so much 'bout Jamaica ...feeling like a newbie ... me 'fraid ... don't wanna be ''fresh-meat'' when i get there

ummmmmmmmmmmm
guess 'twould be wise to post some queries for all you bright-bright fellow-boardies, na tru

soon come

oh
oh::>> first question:::>>> is Viagra available in Jamaica..?? ... the 'new' single pack[s]

self-SAY::>> ".WHAT you gonna do wit dat..??."

me-SAY::>> ''..mind your bizness .. !!!.... and leave mine alone, please, cho."

[smith744]

must be something in the air

day before yesterday
was over a neighbor's house
showing videos of my previous trips

made me sooooooooooo home-sick

:-(

..and hungry, too
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[smith744]

there's DEFINITE-y something-something in the air...!!!

a few days ago,
got a call
..caller-ID-SAY:::>>> Jamaica ...1-876- blah blah blah

'twas my Lucea landlord

gotta find a calling card
..wonder what he want

lol
lol
lol

'probably checkin' to see if i was dead

if not dead, then WHEN am i coming down yonder der

lol
lol

[smith744]

Maybe he is waiting for code word mosquito lol. .

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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

what you LOL-ing about..??

actually::>> i'm 'waiting' for YOU to get that Go-Fund-Me page set-up for my plane ticket.

[smith744]

Last seen wearing Wata Boots.
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golly gee..!!

you reminded me... gotta get down there, and buy a couple new pair ... others worn-OUT..!!

:-(

boardie-'spoon ~~~ tanks for the reminder
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Distinguishing features...beautiful brown skin,
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note to self --- when i get down there, ask around for bleaching creame recommendations ... brand[s] & best techniques.

[smith744]

, low cut hair style.

note to self::>> MUST go check my Jamaican barber

haven't had a haircut since last trip
...USofA barbers are waaaaaaaaaaaaay too expensive

:-(

dem bandits..!!...
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and get a shave/trim too

[Markospoon]

I feel the same about the Barbers here.
1st thing I do after checking in on the Island, is head to the neighborhood for a shave and haircut.
In J land, I pay 400J-500J for head, face, and trim the goatee.

Then I give him a 100J tip .
At least $20.00 U.S. here for same thing

Good to hear from you Smith,
Man, one day we gotta be there at the same time Big Bro.

Later