Reminiscing on crazy times in Negril

[JohnNYC]

I have two old storied I always tell friends when discussing Negril,

They both take place in the 80's during my Hedo days, but didn't take place on site (there's plenty of those too)
The first was one night when 2 guys and I all staying at Hedo, jumped on our rented motorcycles to go to local clubs. We met 3 young lady tourist at someplace along the way, and proceeded to bar hop. Leaving Da Bus, completely intoxicated, we paired up on the bikes. Long story short, after a few triple dog dares, all 6 of us ended up buck naked, bombed drunk, cruising down the main strip. Somewhere about where the traffic light exists now we came across 2 policemen. At the time they were only on foot, with no vehicle. Like 6 idiots we all sat as straight as we could and cruised past at a moderate speed, hoping they wouldn't notice. The strangest thing then happened. The two policemen just stood there, and as we passed their two heads just turned to watch us go by. It didn't seem to phase them at all. The rest of the night was a blur, but I never did find what I was wearing when I left the room that night.

I have another, but prefer to embarrass my self a little at a time.