Rastagal, I used to love doing that too.....some of them have game, others just have persistence...but nevertheless it is usually amusing and always a good self esteem boost. In Jamaica, every single woman is beautiful! I love that! Because....we are!
My favorite story of a Jamaican man flirting was in MoBay. I was with my DIL walking on the Hip Strip in the middle of the afternoon. I am an older woman and this older, very nice looking Jamaican man came up to us. He asked me if I wanted to go dancing that evening? I told him, teasing, that I wouldn't mind but, my husband probably wouldn't like it. Without missing a beat the fellow asked me, "Do we have to tell him?"
i think there is still more to this trip report - lol - come with it - ha!
Haha...busted. Gotta admit, I lost my mojo for a minute.
No worries, I'm working on it RIGHT now...soon come.
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Originally Posted by Joe Trinidad
No doubt guys
LOL....Suuuurrrre.....
That's funny....I got a few. Half the time I dont even know what they are saying, LOL, but I put a few words together and I think one guy said something about having a babylmao
We did cover some ground, which was awesome, but I kinda wish we hadn't planned so much and taken it easy. Made time fly by too fast...
YES girl...that was my favorite line..."I like you"....and "my friend things you look neat"
My response was the same as you...I usually just laugh "oh yeah? you like me huh?" These jamaican boys...my god ya'll are trip. LOL
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DAY 4
Ahhh. The last full day. Damn. Don’t have to describe that feeling for ya’ll do I…
I woke up pretty early, and got my suit on. Got a little bit of a hangover but nothing a cup of coffee and a jump off a cliff won’t cure. Water feels so good. Mornings in Jamaica are awesome and I’m going to be so sad when I leave. Gonna miss these cliffs, the crabs, and the water below, and no matter how deeply I stare into it…I know that no matter how hard I try, when I think of it I’ll never be able to re-capture all of it’s beauty. Guess I’ll just have to come back.
Once again my time in the water on this morning was limited. ‘Twas alright. This is going to be the BEST day. Aside from Thing 1 and Thing 2, there are two things in this world that I love most. Horses and Wata. Today I get to ride horses in the wata!!!! Woop woop. Somebody just try and mess up my day…
After my early morning swim, I head back to the room to make sure that girl is up and getting ready to go. She’s awake…and moving around but moving very slowly. She grew up around horses too so it didn’t take much effort for me to get her all pumped up and on my level. No time to go down for breakfast so we grab a breakfast bar for the road and head up to the front to wait for Garth to come scoop us up. My boy is right on time. I already know my friend aint interested in making conversation with anybody, nor does she “partake” so I don’t think twice about grabbing shotgun. Garth is a real cool, real chilled out dude. The drive was good…same way we went to the Black River but not near as far…I do know we took the road to Sav La Mar, out of Negril.
The place we are going is Country Western Horsebackriding. I haven’t officially spoken with anyone who actually works there. See they have no website. There are a couple of phone numbers out there on the web…but when you call, it just rings…and rings…and rings. Finally I got a number for Garth from *JoeTrinidad*…said he’d take care of us. Big ups. Great guy and I’ll definitely be calling him next time I’m in Negril.
When we arrive, we wander around the place a little bit, until we are greeted by a sweet talkin older man named Wade, he’s a character lol. We’re asked to choose a helmet to wear. My natural urge is to object to wearing this goofy bicycle helmet...but I refrain and follow the rules. Another group arrives. A group of four (two couples) from England. Fun group. We’re introduced to our guide, Rudy, and then to the horses we’ll be riding. I made mention to Rudy that I was hoping to go at a little faster pace. He asks if I know how to ride. Yes mon, been riding my whole life and my friend has too. He say O.K. you go at YOUR pace with a big grin. Sweet! so I give my horse (Rudeboy) a quick sqeeze with my legs…nuthin. I tap him with my heel….he takes a verrrry slow step forward. Ahh jeez.
Trail riding is almost foreign to me. The only time I ridden on trails was on vacation. I rode Arabians competitively for years so I was usually riding in an arena, and Arabians are a pretty hot blooded breed. There was one time I attempted taking my horse on a trail ride, and I assure you it was the last. I ended up riding for my life, that crazy horse got spooked and went flying down the trail. I was dodging tree branches and mesquite the whole way back to the barn. And he didn’t stop, he ran straight into the barn knocking me off and falling over ontop of my little ass. Bet that looked pretty crazy. Anyways…sorry for getting off track but my point is (and yes there’s a point) I’m looking forward to experiencing a nice leisurely trail ride on ‘ol Rudeboy cause he doesn’t look like he’s easily spooked. LOL
My friend and I get going down the trail a little ways and decide to try and get these horses to move somethin. I try the leg squeeze…and the heel jab….finally I take the reins in one hand and swat his ass with the loose ends. HA….go Rudeboy…go Rudeboy. Ok that’s not going to cut it….he is going at a trot (a really fast bumpy ass trot). I give him another little swat with the reins (this does not hurt him, for those out there that don’t know horses have very thick skin)….finally he takes off, and Jimmy follows his lead …I’m telling you its like a game of follow the leader. LOL That’s the thing about trail horses…they follow eachother and they are used to a routine…these horse are clearly used to walking the trail so our little burst of speed was real short-lived. lol
The trail was pretty cool…seems the property covers some good ground and is kindof swampy/marshy/wetland or what have you. There are some mangroves and ponds. Very green and pretty…and it’s hotter than hell. I’m lovin it…but I can’t wait to get to the beach and see if I can get Rudeboy to do anything. Hahahaha
We get a good ways down the trail and decide to turn back and go check on the rest of the group…they seem like a pretty entertaining bunch. When we met up with them, they seem to be having a really good time and Rudy seems like a fun guide. Me and my friend want to go on back up and ride down the beach so we ask Rudy if he’s cool with that. “Yaaa Mon”. So we’re off again.
We take our time stopping to check things out and exploring around a little. Finally we reach the beach. Wade and another guy have beat us there….looks like they took a golf cart or something like a golf cart. They are hanging out under a covered area with picnic tables. We wave to them and head toward the open beach. Once we’re on the sand out in the open, I sense Rudeboy perk up a little bit…suddenly he’s got a little pep. NICE. I barely have to nudge him and he takes off running down the beach (Jimmy right beside him)….Yesss, I knew they had it in ‘em. LOL This is pretty much as good as it gets right here. Nothing in the world like this…I’m tempted not to stop and go back…
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When we do make it back, the rest of our group has arrived and are having a drink. I’m real happy to drink some cold wata and have a smoke. We cut up with our new friends from England. One of the couples has just got married, and they all in real good spirits. Walk down to the water and go for a swim. In the meantime Rudy has put waterproof bareback pads on the horses and is taking the other group out into the ocean to let the horses swim. Looks like fun.
Having a great time hanging out and joking around with my homie and Wade, but it’s our turn to take the horses out into the water. I’m super hyped up. I’ve never ridden this far into the water before, it’s incredible. The horses are literally swimming. Rudy was great….he took some really great pics of us with the horses. At one point he tells us to go ‘head and stand up for a picture then dive off. Ok, but these horses are kinda skinny and it’s hard to balance on them out here in the water. LOL We manage to stay up long enough for him to snap a pic then we both dive off to the side. He let us stay out there in the water with them for awhile. This is hands down the best ride I’ve been on while vacationing. There’s a bunch of pics….sorry I know it’s like Baywatch meets Dr.Quinn Medicine Woman. Lol So we’re out there getting pics taken and I must have got stung by at least 5 jellyfish. Don’t know why so many out here off this beach.
Back up at the chillin spot…Rudy climbs a tree and picks a little lime…cuts it in half and rubs the lime where I was stung. It almost instantly stops singing. Pretty cool. At this point we are getting the horses tacked up again and getting ready to head back down the trail. On the way back we rode pretty hard about half the way (horses seemed to move quicker heading back towards “home” LOL)….My legs already feeling sore…ugh ….it’s going to be bad tomorrow, but this is one reason why we planned to ride horses the last full day in Negril. The second stretch we just goofed off and took it real slow. Hung back with the rest of the group who we’ve really developed a liking for. Kinda sad that this is coming to an end, but it was most definitely the highlight of my trip.
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Great report. The pics are amazing an obviously so one-of-a-kind that you'll always be able to look back and say "wow." Thanks for the insight, I didn't even know there were stables near Negril....
But poor Rudy had to rub lime on you? Man that guy has a tough life.
haven't seen a Jamaican smile that big since my first trip when I hadn't yet figured out the currency and was dishing out change ....
rudy did take some great photos - and that beach looks awesome - the sand is so white
hmmm - didn't know lime worked for stings - learn something new every day
you really covered some ground on your short trip - i usually succumb to sand gravity - lol - i get so lazy i send people to get stuff for me - ha!
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