Pickled Parrot, springbreak '99.
We stayed at Firefly which was billed as 3/5 stars while properties like Samsara were 4/5 if I recall. What they didn't tell us was that FF was clothes optional. It was definitely funny seeing old euro tourists with all their saggy bits lounging among 18-22 year old spring breakers. By the end of the trip, one of my buddies worked up enough courage (or had enough rum) to go au naturel, then realized he didn't have anyplace to put his wallet. In between sips of redstripe, without missing a beat, I told him he "could just shove it up his a$$."

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