Quote Originally Posted by Kold Ass Mofo View Post
"Land of the Free and Home of the Brave"? - my kold a$$ it is.

In Texas is it illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Yeah and I bet that rasta hat of yours is illegal to wear in Texas. I assume you guys heard about the cases (2 of them!) where schoolkids were asked to cut off their dreads...