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[TiCtOc]

Thanks for all the responses,
Sheba thank you for reminding me of the olympics, now the olympics is something I have never bothered about before, not at all, think it stems back to me being about 7 or 8 years old and our primary school had the chance to design the logo for the olympics, MINE was wayyyyy the best I did not win the logo design award , my logo was not implemented I was 7 or 8 I was not impressed, I never wanted to see or hear about the olmpics again Yes I can hold grudges , NORMALLY absolutely pathetic ones LOL I can hear you all now thinking :
tictoc does not attend the olympic games because when she was 7 years old they did not use her design LMAO
well ones feelings can get hurt you know!
Anyway that all changed when I saw a Jamaican athlete appear on my TV with what?
what is that?
A JAMAICAN FLAG
now now what do we have here I was thinking as I was channel surfing and about to blitz the stupid olympics off my tv screen which I had paid my tv license for!
So now I see a Jamaican guy and a Jamaican flag and I think
HALT STOP WHAT IS THIS??
I watched every second of him being on screen and him winning the race and the replays and every screening they had him on
USAIN BOLT
Fastest runner in the world hailing from Jamaicaa woooooooo
I tell everyone you can NOT test Jamaicans with their music their lyrics , their sound, their dances, their home grown home cooked food or their sport.
Why does no-one listen.
No country can compete and then the news stations were going crazy saying it is all of the home grown yam he has been raised on all his life fresh outta the ground in Jamaica.
It was a pleasure to watch and I knew from the start he was going to be the WINNER!
Not too sure about footy/football /soccer as I always hear bad things about the soccer teams in Ja even though there are many teams in Ja and they always seem to play a good game when I watch them but apparently they can't get on the footy map so what do I know I am just a gal who don't even care what the offside rule is or means but all I know is Jamaicans are good athletes and fantastic musicians,singers,players,dancers, bass speaker makers!
So that was the first time I held any interest in the Olmpic games.
The second time I had an inkling of interest was on this trip to Jamaica I met someone who is Jamaican living in Jamaica and they are actively involved in comingto the olympics and organising the department about Jamaica.I must get in touch with him to follow up more about it.So as soon as Sheba posted the link I thought oh yeahhhh this is what the guy was talking about, making the connection.You know I will be attending and I will hopefully get a little spot to perch on in the Jamaica department it will be so fun.
I am going to e-mail the guy who was telling me about it , see if I can get any further information so thanks sheba

Gerry ganja is illegal where I live but I do not smell it at reggae events because there are none where I live It is available but I guess if mostly what it does is make you be silent and stare at a boring old wall all day then the opportunities for that here for free are endless LOL.
This definately was a trip of two halves seeing it through 2 different perspectives but that is how I have always known it we always do the resort and countryside thing.
I stayed in Negril for so long on the hopes and promises of the negril escape concerts.Prices were getting higher and places were getting booked, if I had known it was all going to be a flop and nothing happen until after my departure I would have liked to have spent at least 4 days in ochi 2 in mobay and a little time in south coast or port antonio.I booked my hotels before I left on the promises of the shows but they never happened so..Still cannot complain as I love Negril but I would have liked to get out a little bit, don't think I did so bad though!
There is always next time for my next holiday of a lifetime LOL I say this every year I need my holiday its a holiday of a lifetime and everyone laughs and says you say that every year, a holiday of a lifetime is supposed to happen once in a lifetime!
Well I am practising for when I can make my holiday LAST an actual lifetime and never come back home!

[TiCtOc]

good job tic, with continuing your trip report after your return and sharing the country with us! It is like you had two totally different trips in one.
Look at you with the big Wray and Nephew! Rewarded with Rum after being good at your in laws house What do you use as mixer with it? The stuff is so intense. I like it when it is added to drinks but on its own I almost lit myself on fire a couple of times. Plus the taste is intense. I have ran out of mixer before and had it with water OMG.

Rum is MY drink my body must just agree with it , it makes me happy and energetic and fun, some people say they can only have one or two and they feel dizzy, my body can handle quite a bit of it i don't know why, never had a hangover or was ill from it either RUM is my drink, the sad thing is I cannot afford it at home LOL so that is why I go mental with it out there! it is sooo cheap out there at home it is very expensive.
I like to mix it with punch as in fruit punch in ja so rum punch as long as the punch is nice and freezing cold with ice, i also like it with pepsi or lemonade, i really like it with the little fizzy orange chubby drinks you can buy in Ja as you can not even taste the rum then,
The rum alone is awful I can drink it in large quantities but not in strong measures, smaller measures and more rum not large measures less rum!
I like my drinks ice cold and if I am served a warm drink I just cannot drink it makes me feel yak all sick.NO to warm drinks.I sometimes wonder how bars stay open that think it is okay to serve a paying customer a warm drink, that is disgusting.
I too was desperate one day (not this trip) and have tried rum with water LOL it was not the best drink in the world and it was the final drink of the evening so I cannot tell you if it still works or not but it is popular with Jamaicans rum and water and I guess it gets water into your system so you do not dehydrate.I feel sorry for my liver and I do not want to even imagine the crates full of empty bottles from this trip.I am very sober now.Drinking my water on the sober train until my return!I save all my energy for my trips!

[Maryann]

I, too, am enjoying your country report as well as your Negril report. You all look so happy and relaxed. Don't think I've seen a photo yet where your son wasn't grinning from ear to ear.

[TiCtOc]

From the book called Tictocs rules and secret information
guess it depends which way the wind blows if they work that day or not lol

rule number one to never be forgotten is if it involves money just say NO!

some chat up lines or buy me a beer scenarios to start you off with

Can you get me a beer?
response - oh sorry I don't work here the barmaid is over there!
(smile sweetly)

what you drinking?
(usually comes before could you get me one of those or i'll have what you are having at my expense old line gone stale lol)
response - oh thankyou how kind mine's a rum punch when you are buying (don't see them again for a while)


can I have your number/digits?
response - sorry I do not have a phone if you buy me a nice up to date modern phone with all the video and photo options I might let you call it once in a while not if you gonna be bugging though.soooo when you buyin me that phone you promised me LOL


will you get me a beer?
response - excuse me ?rather excuse YOU lol?
Can u get me a beer?
response? do i know you have I met you somewhere before (looking bewildered)
No my name is xyz
response - you kidding me right? (Hysterical laughter) are you serious? have you seriously come out to a bar with no money in the hope that all the random strange females here who you have never seen before in your life will buy you drinks OMG?lol
(he looks bewildered now or grins)
response - well i'm kinda broke but you are a bit crazy and cool so good luck on your little venture and if you manage to get a lot of drinks..mine's a rum punch


You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life
response - are you sure
how you mean am I sure?
of course I am sure
Are you really sure?
Why you asking why you acting like this
Response - oh nothing I just thought I heard you say something like that to a few other women along the beach the last few days I must have misheard.
he looks like he's caught in the headlights
and says no never not meee
response - oh I saw you speaking to my friend just now(they usually say same line every ten minutes or so until it works to random females still usually in view if you are observant)
I am going to ask her if you thought she was the most beautiful woman on earth
he laughs hes been caught still wants a beer refer to buy me a beer rules LOL

[TiCtOc]

Favourite of all lines - so tic would it be cool with you if I needed money and asked you to send me some once you are back home?
response - I thought you didn't drink? are you hallucinating? where's my friend gone are you feeling okay should I call an ambulance?? OMG are u feeling okay?
I was kinda hoping you would be sending ME some,Oh I need a drink after that shock get to the bar mines a rum punch its okay you can afford it you don't drink remember cheap day out LOL

[TiCtOc]

Will you marry me?
response:
how about you find someone else who you crazily fall in lurve with in 0.12 seconds and I become the wedding planner and you get her to pay my bill and I might share some of it with you that could work, besides I am married no use to you

[TiCtOc]

You got a spare cigarette?
nope
can you buy me some cigarettes?
umm I know my face is fat these days with a mouth which could resemble an atm or vending machine hole but I assure you it aint..BUT mines a rum punch if you wanna say sorry

okayyyyyyy usually grin and stroll on LOL

[Crusher]

Tic....these are entertaining as heck....these boys certainly do not know how to deal with a strong woman!

[TiCtOc]

Hey you want some company
nah
why not
can't be bothered
you can't be bothered?
nope
wah yuh mean u cyan be boddered?
u cyan manage ?
can't manage what your company?DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
anyway I am married and have no cash
wah u mean u have no cash noboddy askin no-one aroun ere fah no monee
i am married anyway
I am not gonna tell your husband
I know you not coz theres nothing to tell and i told u got no money LOL
a wah the bl@@c@@ keep goin on about money fah you ever hear me ask you for money LOL
Nope
well there you go so a company mi ask a do u want
well company you got we here two individuals having a conversation thats going round in circles lol
a miii girl you makin mi head spin around in circles what do you want from me
LOL WHAT DO I WANT FROM YOU?i am sat here minding my own bizz and you asked me do I want company and I dont know why you asked coz u still here keeping me company regardless of my answer
a so wha yuh ansa den?
you want likle piece of mi companylol
GWEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and why you always bringing up money i ask you do you want company you say you got no money a wah you tek mi for ?
a man who wants company?
I dont want company i was asking YOU do you want some
well I was quite fine just lying here sunbathing
and den you go on like i am asking you for money for sex
LOL welll I have no idea what would give you or me that impression nothing like that would ever go on around these parts anyway I am a non payer i like bogof offers LOL
(buy one get one free)
so if I find someone who pays you want a free one huh?
ohhh so you admitting it now that you are looking for someone who pays then LOL and anyway I told you I am married
oh girll you are hard work
well if you find some easy work and she gets the drinks in dont forget me mines a...RUM PUNCH! byeeeeeeeee

[TiCtOc]

its my birthday soon would you buy me a gold bracelet to match my chain
umm nope
why not
well why would I?
oh so you don't think my birthday is anything special do you?
well where did you get the chain from?
someone bought it me
who?
someone
yeah who
cant she buy you a matching bracelet
shes an ex girlfriend it was heartbreaking we not together anymore
(boo hoo)
well I dont just go round buying random men gold sorry
ohh so I am just a random man now hey?
well I am definately not your girlfriend or an ex!
so you wont get me a gold bracelet for my birthday then?
chances are looking pretty slim my friend.
what phone you got?
i dont have one but yours is very trendy maybe you could ask one of them 100000 friends on facebook or twitter see if they might buy you one! could send out a mass message or something LOL
ah man you mean
I know but if you really thought we were that serious enough for me to buy you gold then why am I sat here with an empty cup? You would be selling your gold chain from your ex to keep me in my fancy cocktails wouldn't you?
wahhhh? you want me to sell my gold chain now is this what you telling me?
I'm telling you ..MINE'S A RUM PUNCH! MAKE IT SNAPPY LOL