Favourite of all lines - so tic would it be cool with you if I needed money and asked you to send me some once you are back home?
response - I thought you didn't drink? are you hallucinating? where's my friend gone are you feeling okay should I call an ambulance?? OMG are u feeling okay?
I was kinda hoping you would be sending ME some,Oh I need a drink after that shock get to the bar mines a rum punch its okay you can afford it you don't drink remember cheap day out LOL
Will you marry me?
response:
how about you find someone else who you crazily fall in lurve with in 0.12 seconds and I become the wedding planner and you get her to pay my bill and I might share some of it with you that could work, besides I am married no use to you
Last edited by TiCtOc; 01-26-2012 at 02:06 PM.
You got a spare cigarette?
nope
can you buy me some cigarettes?
umm I know my face is fat these days with a mouth which could resemble an atm or vending machine hole but I assure you it aint..BUT mines a rum punch if you wanna say sorry
okayyyyyyy usually grin and stroll on LOL
Tic....these are entertaining as heck....these boys certainly do not know how to deal with a strong woman!
Some people were born in the wrong century....I was born in the wrong country!
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Hey you want some company
nah
why not
can't be bothered
you can't be bothered?
nope
wah yuh mean u cyan be boddered?
u cyan manage ?
can't manage what your company?DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH
anyway I am married and have no cash
wah u mean u have no cash noboddy askin no-one aroun ere fah no monee
i am married anyway
I am not gonna tell your husband
I know you not coz theres nothing to tell and i told u got no money LOL
a wah the bl@@c@@ keep goin on about money fah you ever hear me ask you for money LOL
Nope
well there you go so a company mi ask a do u want
well company you got we here two individuals having a conversation thats going round in circles lol
a miii girl you makin mi head spin around in circles what do you want from me
LOL WHAT DO I WANT FROM YOU?i am sat here minding my own bizz and you asked me do I want company and I dont know why you asked coz u still here keeping me company regardless of my answer
a so wha yuh ansa den?
you want likle piece of mi companylol
GWEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and why you always bringing up money i ask you do you want company you say you got no money a wah you tek mi for ?
a man who wants company?
I dont want company i was asking YOU do you want some
well I was quite fine just lying here sunbathing
and den you go on like i am asking you for money for sex
LOL welll I have no idea what would give you or me that impression nothing like that would ever go on around these parts anyway I am a non payer i like bogof offers LOL
(buy one get one free)
so if I find someone who pays you want a free one huh?
ohhh so you admitting it now that you are looking for someone who pays then LOL and anyway I told you I am married
oh girll you are hard work
well if you find some easy work and she gets the drinks in dont forget me mines a...RUM PUNCH! byeeeeeeeee
Last edited by TiCtOc; 01-26-2012 at 02:32 PM.
its my birthday soon would you buy me a gold bracelet to match my chain
umm nope
why not
well why would I?
oh so you don't think my birthday is anything special do you?
well where did you get the chain from?
someone bought it me
who?
someone
yeah who
cant she buy you a matching bracelet
shes an ex girlfriend it was heartbreaking we not together anymore
(boo hoo)
well I dont just go round buying random men gold sorry
ohh so I am just a random man now hey?
well I am definately not your girlfriend or an ex!
so you wont get me a gold bracelet for my birthday then?
chances are looking pretty slim my friend.
what phone you got?
i dont have one but yours is very trendy maybe you could ask one of them 100000 friends on facebook or twitter see if they might buy you one! could send out a mass message or something LOL
ah man you mean
I know but if you really thought we were that serious enough for me to buy you gold then why am I sat here with an empty cup? You would be selling your gold chain from your ex to keep me in my fancy cocktails wouldn't you?
wahhhh? you want me to sell my gold chain now is this what you telling me?
I'm telling you ..MINE'S A RUM PUNCH! MAKE IT SNAPPY LOL
Last edited by TiCtOc; 01-26-2012 at 02:48 PM.
Sorry I got distracted and also distracted you I was online studying at my parents house as my tutor is going absolutely insane with me and I was upset at being put in the naughty corner but my friend made me laugh as she said I should be happy I got FREE upgrade I used to put on the naughty step now I have a whole corner to myself! So while I was studying I thought I would share some of those chat up lines with you before I plod on with the report next time I bring my laptop STILL NO INTERNET UP AND RUNNING AT HOME DRIVING ME BONKERS.
Tictoc, to funny made me lol , so true in them words you are saying, heard them words over the years. They hate strong women for sure!!!!!!!!
My Girl T.T. is M.I.A.
Hope the studies are going well
I am gearing up for my trip.
Haven't eaten a bite since Jan 1st.
Can't bare to be vexed with everybody telling me how mi fat an nice.
They never tell mi how mi magere when I have lost 15 pounds, /7kilo./ a stone..
The 7 kilos are soon found back in Jamaica. Luckily the laughing bellyaches and and cheek muscles workouts help shed the pounds .
One Love B
Last edited by Sheba; 01-28-2012 at 07:59 PM.
OMG! You are soooo funny!Must use some of those lines soon come
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