TiCtOc pon di rock LIVE AND DIRECT **TRIP REPORT** On a Zero budget.

[TiCtOc]

Sorry I got distracted and also distracted you I was online studying at my parents house as my tutor is going absolutely insane with me and I was upset at being put in the naughty corner but my friend made me laugh as she said I should be happy I got FREE upgrade I used to put on the naughty step now I have a whole corner to myself! So while I was studying I thought I would share some of those chat up lines with you before I plod on with the report next time I bring my laptop STILL NO INTERNET UP AND RUNNING AT HOME DRIVING ME BONKERS.

[negrilbay]

Tictoc, to funny made me lol , so true in them words you are saying, heard them words over the years. They hate strong women for sure!!!!!!!!

[Sheba]

My Girl T.T. is M.I.A.

Hope the studies are going well

I am gearing up for my trip.
Haven't eaten a bite since Jan 1st.
Can't bare to be vexed with everybody telling me how mi fat an nice.
They never tell mi how mi magere when I have lost 15 pounds, /7kilo./ a stone..

The 7 kilos are soon found back in Jamaica. Luckily the laughing bellyaches and and cheek muscles workouts help shed the pounds .

One Love B

[Lady Jane]

OMG! You are soooo funny!Must use some of those lines soon come

[TiCtOc]

I have lots to share, Sheba the studies are going okay, I have one assignment due in I have to send tonight and I pleaded my case, begged for mercy for my teacher to allow one late which should have been handed in while I was away,I have about 4 nights to cram in 3 months work!
But one down one to go!
I will manage, It has been difficult with no internet at home but I am back at my bros catching up online.I am really missing the webcasts and chatting to you all good to hear about the diet sheba do not go too thin do not starve yourself.
I had to laugh when I did some house cleaning yesterday
(yep house cleaning where the hell did my maids go to? damn I miss my maids)
I came across my pre Negril thoughts and attempts of being fit and thin LOL I saw arm weights - yeah right never picked them up once ( flabby turkey wings I had)
I saw some slimming soups and bars haha no they never got used,
I found my recorded fitness programmes on tv never watched them, saw my free passes to the spa - only used a couple, found my left over token from the sunbed shop WHAT a flipping DISASTER that was!
Found all my good intentions of being a supermodel but as usual totally forgot about them, carried on being me and gorged myself on tasty steaks and chicken and whatever else I fancied.
It really showed this year though on my holiday photographs , double chin, huge expanse of rubber tyres not one but about 3 around the waist, beefy cheek chops no cheekbones,cellulite and I am very suprised there are no shots of flabby ankles LOL I promise myself by next time baybee I will be a supermodel
No seriously I have already started to cut down a little the big fatty look is not one I enjoyed, So good luck sheba with the diet!
It does make you feel better when you are slim and fit but to be honest if there are any fatties reading this
(said nicely not meanly) do not worry because you will not be the only fattie in Negril and the people there are lovely and do not care one little bit about your size.They may comment on it but not in a bad way and they love you just the same.
The fat thing just isn't for me though, some women it really seems to suit though do not ask me how but some big women really can rock a swimsuit, guess it is all about being in proportion and I definately WAS NOT! So did not even get a swim suit that fitted right, If I would have known earlier when I had more money spare that this trip was definately going to happen then I have to say I would definately have invested in a good swimsuit.
Ladies- INVEST in a good swimsuit,I was glad of the sarong patty gave me, I wore that over unsightly bikini bottoms for most of my trip!
I will definately be getting a made to measure fantastic brilliant swimsuit for next trip so I am not feeling shy hiding away.I must be getting old Gone are the days of grabbing the smallest brightest cutest illuminious bikini I can find with matching hair accessories to prance around the pool in with big wedge heels ooh I am getting old and wrinkly!
Oh well too late to moan about being a big fatty bumba now.I went I enjoyed me and my ten bellies!
Next trip I want to spend a lot of time on the beach at a really relaxing place in great fitting swimwear chilling feeling the vibes

[Sheba]

There is No Way that you looked like a Fatty Boom Boom
Sweet Sugar Dumpling


You Know what I mean .
Even if you did'nt gain one single ounce they ( the people who know you) tell you straight.
Mi girl how you look fat and nice. You put on a whole heap of farrin weight.

Nice

Just what you need for the self esteem.

Mash up those exams and get your dream work experience in Jamaica.

One Love
B

[Clarity]

Tic - First of all, You're beautiful!!
All this nonsense about a double chin and such. That's rubbish! You look great in all of the pictures I've seen!!
(Although I have self esteem issues of my own, so I really shouldn't tell you how to feel about yourself when I have a lot of work to do on my own self. So I'll change the subject.)
Secondly - I know I can speak for everyone when I say we miss you at the webcasts! It's not the same without you! I hope you're able to get internet back up soon!
Good luck with all your homework, It sounds like a lot but I know you can rock it.
P.S. Your last entries - the conversations with Jamaican men had me cracking up - I loved it

[Crusher]

You do know that skinny women break right?

I echo Clarity's thoughts we have all been treated to various pics and you see something the rest of us clearly do not. That being said if your goal is to tone and become more fit then good luck to you pretty lady!

[Lola]

love the steering them back around to your rum punch, LOL!!

[Rum-polephoreskin]

Tic-toc you're doubly blessed, you were born good looking (you can't take credit for that) but what you can take credit for is the good naturedness that absolutely shines out of your face.

I really regret you left the day we got there.
I was actually looking around the airport on the chance I might see you.