I have had so long to plan for this trip but I really did not ever think this trip would happen.
A lot happened this year so I never picked up the dumbells I had planned all year on using to get superwoman arms.
I never did the diet to get a flat stomach.
I never did anything!
I did start a diet 2 weeks ago called Kellogs K.
It is a cereal and you eat it for breakfast and lunch then have a normal evening meal.
It was going well for a few days and I lost a few pounds in weight but I was hungry and was having LARGE bowls so I kept running out and when I ran out I had a fry up.
Got kicked out of a fashion show I was told I was going to be in so I thought ah heck forget the diet HAVE SOME FUN eat some food.
So I did lots of it
How many size zeros are actually on Negril beach anyway?
So today I took myself and my ten bellies to the beauty salon (after shopping of course)
I bought a course of tanning tokens
Yes leaving it very late with less than 48 hours to go TICTOC wants to go from pasty pale white to supertanned.I considered a fake tan but did not want to be streaky orange especially with swimming , bad look so I did 6 minutes on a super bed before shopping and twelve minutes after
OUCH I am now bright red as a lobster
Note to RR it was buy six sessions get one free woooo
I have another 2 emergency sessions tomorrow.
So while I was there I booked in for a bikini wax now I will not go in to details but I only ever had one of these before.
It is horrendous it is like childbirth, humiliating embarrasing and it absolutely hurts and I screamed a lot and all the ladies were laughing at me.
Note to all the ladies reading
We really need to get swimming shorts back in fashion.
Still had my nails and hair to do but it was getting late.No-one will touch my hair it is too long and thick or should I say they WILL touch it but for 10 dollars work they are asking me for $170 no can do I already blew the budget so I have bought a D.I.Y highlight kit Pray that it works and my hair does not fall out.
Ran out of time to get my nails done and the weather is bad here too so I am coming with clipped nails prepped ready to have them done on my first day at
NEGRIL DE NAIL in Negril Jamaica.
Also getting my first pair of eyelash extensions done there too! So that should be fun and I will keep you all updated on my experience there.
The set up at Negril de Nail looks very professional and I like their products and style so should be good.
Last time I had my nails done in Jamaica they were pretty and they did last but a couple were stuck on upside down and my skin was burned a little (quite a lot) with acetonebut they did look cute
BTW that was NOT at Negril de nail