TiCtOc pon di rock LIVE AND DIRECT **TRIP REPORT** On a Zero budget.

[TiCtOc]

I have met a couple with an uber cool lifestyle (possible party poopers though!)
the guy works 80 hours a week (that is second guy I have met since being here that does that) so he gets a lot of money but the wife is alone a lot so she takes kids travelling the world and homeschools

GET MY HUSBAND A JOB THERE RIGHT NOW PLEASE!

Amazing to hear of all of the different lifestyles that people have so many things we can all be doing so little time SO LITTLE BLOOMIN MONEY TOO!

I did say we would meet at the bar to go to travellers last night but they was not at the bar alas they are hovering on the party poopers pile

A word I realise gets used so much in Jamaica I hear it often even more than bumba!
Is the word MAYBE
OMG I do not understand maybe what the heck is the word maybe all about?
It is neither here nor there
not a yes not a no it is a maybe
to me that means do not bother!
so people say yeah maybe we could go there
or maybe I will walk down there
or maybe I might meet you there
maybe your dinner soon come
maybe YES OR NO?
What the heck is maybe lol
I cannot cope with may be
shall we buy a house
maybe we could buy a house
do you have enough money to do xxxx?
Maybe mi have enuff money
GRRRRR
MAYBE I feel like screaming

[TiCtOc]

maybe babay:d

[TiCtOc]

I have been singing this tune a lot since getting here cool tune.Being played quite a bit here too

[TiCtOc]

I love waking up and being able to go straight outdoors and it is warm at home it is snowing it is always cold wet windy and miserable and I take massive pleasure in just opening the door in my pjs and climbing into my hammock for a swing in the warm air while listening to the birds sing and look at all the palm trees and pretty coloured flowers and feel the sunshine.
Oh and clarol is back in work yay! So I will get looked after tomorrow she looked after me today I had boycotted breakfast for 2 days it was not the same without her so I ordered some curried chicken today and asked my girls to bring it to my room and they obviously ignored me as clarol came and brought it to my room and I said I MISSED YOU!!! you left me!
So she's here today and tomorrow so its breakfast party tomorrow which consists mainly of u ladies all ignoring each other in seperate corners and all rocking to the tunes and singing and just smiling or laughing at each other occassionally.I like it its fun I can be myself and they are nice ladies to be around.
PARTY IN MY PJS in the sunshine outdoors barefoot with my tunes playing and nice people to listen to it and sing with and palm trees which are now covered in christmas lights to look at .Yes I could get used to this.
I do want to move in here .It is like home
But a million times better
I have already designed my apartment here with Chris the owner and the building guys who are quickly building the new room block.
I have explained I would like a pool facing 2 bedroomed apartment with full kitchen.Verandha overlooking the pool and a little cute wooden bridge to take me from my room to the pool with coloured lights built in with palm trees either side and I would like white gloved cocktail service bartender too! Yep that would suit me fine!
Let me live here.Why can't I it is just NOT fair.Stomping my feet already imagine leaving day.I nearly bust into tears every morning knowing it is one day closer to going back to that hole .
I need a new ticker!I want to come back.
I definately need connecting rooms or a 2 bed if I come back and if I come with little money again I definately need a gas stove this hotplate just is not working out.If you have little money and lots of kids electric hotplate is NOT the way to go.
Everything is getting binned it is costing me double
I could not drain the pasta that was soggy the rice burned and turned to mush I have accidently bought things for the oven and we have none.Everything is getting thrown away
and my girls totally shocked me today they already eat lots enough for the whole world.They like 4 big meals a day
so I was happy to cut down for this trip.But today they had a big breakfast , ordered lunch here from seastar then came in my room to cook another dinner and now they want to eat at the buffet , I imagine after that before bed they will still have cheese and toast or something that is 5 meals per day thenumber was supposed to be going down not up! Wow greeeedy!
And I need the connecting rooms because if I hear them misbehaving I cannot go and sort it out easily or quieten them down as I have to walk down a path around the trees and down another path unless I shout it which I do not want to do.Also I like my own space I do not have my own room here I am sharing with my husband which is fine we share a bedroom at home but I get my own space when I want it he can go in one of the other rooms or the kids can play in their room.The kids are in and out of my room for food everyone is touching my things lending my things moving around my things,In the bathroom when I want it or sat on my bed when I want to lay all my stuff out and get ready.I am used to having my own space so with the whole family I will definately have to have interconnecting rooms or an apartment next time.
People up my ass 24/7 I cyan manage! Sometimes I just like to chill and read or study or listen to my ipod without the door going a zillion times IN/OUT IN/OUT I am going to ask the builders how they are getting on with my new penthouse suite

[Marko]

you would think that buffet would have covered two meals with the spread SeaStar Inn puts out.......
nice breakfast........good lunch........and the huge buffet should be enuff to keep the kids bellies full at SeaStar.......

but anyway you look at it........
bringing kids on vacation will always be a somewhat expensive proposition just in the food department

so wi guess next time there will be a full size kitchen in Tic Toc's future when the kids come again......
and SeaStar Inn does have the 2 bedroom apartments with a full size kitchen...just need to book way in advance

have some JB OP Tic Toc.........nuthin is a problem in Jamaica

Cool Runnings, Marko

[TiCtOc]

I am currently lay on the bed looking a mess I need to shower and put some clothes on for the party MOVE MY BUTT MOVE!

[Marko]

I am currently lay on the bed looking a mess I need to shower and put some clothes on for the party MOVE MY BUTT MOVE!

you could fall out of bed and stumble down the walk and be right in the middle of the action at SeaStar Inn..........lol
nobody notices what anybody looks like after a couple drinks der anyways.........lol

Cool Runnings, Marko

[brasi]

Your pumpkin will not be arriving at midnight.

[rastagal]

Thanks for the videos Tic! Have you heard any Spice Hot Patty Wine yet? You know I was working on that one before my little exercise mishap. LOL. I'm still improving though so I can probably do a half ass dance...I am already worried that after a few drinks I will feel no pain and my poor knee will pay for it the next day...take it easy is not an easy thing to do when you love to dance..especially after a few drinks!

I am totally with you on the late night parties...I sit home EVERY night of the year with my kiddos. I don't hire babysitters, don't have family here to keep them..so when I actually get a vacation I don't ever want to go to bed!

[negrilaholic]

Oh girl I just love reading your trip report! I literally laughed out loud in some parts, thanks!

Glad to see you checked out and enjoyed sips and bites. Another good place on the beach side across the street from Fun Holiday is Montana's, also good food cheap prices, and right at Whistling Bird there is this new guy there who does some amazing box meals dirt cheap too...great if you want to take something to go there as they don't take long at all!

Keep on keepin on, I'm bummed I missed seeing you since our dates didn't overlap but hope to meet you and party itup with you someday!