TiCtOc pon di rock LIVE AND DIRECT **TRIP REPORT** On a Zero budget.

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Just to let you all know that we are safe and well and have been put up at westport cottages, all sharing one room for now I have no idea of our sleeping arrangements LOL but we have a roof and Joseph was very kind to us and after all the hassle over no money or cambio he shown me one which is infact open but now the post offices in England are shut as they are 5 hoours ahead of us DAMN
I have likkle bit of lunch money so sent husband to buy a massive bag of patties which will do until further notice.We have all still been having fun I have lots to share, I have had a boardie visit which was fun and I need to catch up with her makesure she is Ok, We enjoyed christmas dinner at seastar,A full review of seastar is coming up although Chris and Francine have been absolutely fantastic as usual,Please do not forget the travellers beach party this friday at 2pm.I will be re-sending the invites tomorrow once I am settled in.Westport cottages is just across the road from travellers beach resort.
If you want to visit us and give moral support LOL we will be either there or in travellers area.I am hoping to come and visit all of the new arrivals very soon just waiting on some cash hopefully tomorrow so I have cash in my pocket.I never go out with no money NEVER I do not know how some people go to a club with no money omg I just could never imagine doing that.
Got the room at the cabins for all of us for 4000j per night I could have got a massively reduced monthly deal for m y family which would have saved me a thousand or two thousand pounds I would have been on the beach and I am next door to a cheap cook shop but you live and learn and I knew my options before I came here I just try to live beyond my means ha ha and I always like to go up to seastar for a bit so I have no-one to moan at apart from myself and I am far to busy having fun to listen to myself having a moan
It was funny before, hubby tried moaning but the kids had walked off and I clearly wasn't listening so the owner of the cabins heard him and said WASN'T ME WHO MESS UP DI TING IT WAS YOUUUUUU HAHA I was laughing.
I said you are in paradise you got a roof a 7 mile beach the sun is shining we even have half a bottle of rum left plus some food money the kids are safe well and happy , we have had lots of fun QUIT WITH THE BIARTCHING
GO HARD OR GO HOME is the motto!
I have lots of photographs to share from the fantan mojah concert which was a sell off!
I am running low on my battery for my laptop and I will probably have to recharge later and post tomorrow.
Joe trinidad and family are at fun holiday I am hoping to see them soon also rastagal and dawn will be here shortly.Felt really sad packing up from seastar it was like being kicked out of my home LOL
I did not want to leave let me live there pleaseeeeeee guess I need rent money LOL
Sat alone waiting for the family to get back from the bakery.Tear in my eye - one week left in negril and then into the country we go.So much fun left to be had so little money so little time!
I will try and update you all by tomorrow with all of the fantastic party photographs and tell you about my fun visitor!I may go for a swim in the sea in a minute to try to get rid of all of these bug bites!
I feel a bit lost as now the lack of money has caused lack of plans I could still roll up and have fun on a totally zero budget but thats really not my thang.Never done it never shall.Take money or stay home is my motto dont show up places expecting people to pay for you it is rude cheeky and disrespectful seen it NUFF on this trip.I don't do that.I may run up tabs and you may have to wait a few hrs or a day to get paid but I always pay.So the boardie rule is correct I have tried and tested it
HALF THE CLOTHES AND DOUBLE THE MONEY
infact we need to change it to a third of the clothes and quadruple the money if we are going to get technical!
There is so much more here we could have done if we had more cash, jetskis banana boats parasailing, Snorkel trips ,sunset cruises, water ski-ing, CROCODILE WATCHING,horse riding water tubing and rafting dolphin watching and swimming and kissing,Bird watching lagoons factory tours omg the list is endless but I have noted them all and they will all stay in the note book for next time when I make my millions and come back and get to try all the things out I wanted to do.The massages I didn't get the pedicures the hair do's the posh food at the posh places, the castles, the mansions, the helicopter rides,,,I will continue to return until I have done all of this and more and then the exploring can start and I will stay forever!
All I can say is that I know now more than ever if you want to stay here for a long time or to live, have a really brilliant plan and lots of money.Not too serious if just one of you but for a family things cost A LOT.
Yes I can stay in a wooden cabin forever and cook all my own meals but I want a different lifestyle to that.I would be happy with that I am not materialistic, My family would absolutely hate it and are about to hate me for making them share a room for four days but I am sure we can all deal with it.This is paradise.They have a roof and some food which is a lot more than some so it is time they learned to appreciate what they have.
I have to learn to cook from flour and cornmeal etc once I go to country so that should be interesting as I have no driver money for KFC and the burger bar so lots of home cooking and the family seem to use flour a lot.I need to learn all about the homecooked floury stuff!We come from a land of processed frozen crap.
I really hoped I would have had lots of homecooked food and swam every day by now but unfortunately that did not work out but this is a full week on the beach now for us so we are just going to really chill and relax and of course all the boardies are about to land so PARTAYYYYYY
Just letting you all know we are safe and well and have somewhere to stay I will post a review of The seastar Inn next