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Yesterday the cats got some fish, they were too busy fighting over it so the dog trotted in picked it up between his teeth and trotted out again LMAO

My son always loves using the blender at home for fresh smoothies he is very clever and I do not know properly how to use it yet but he does and he is fruit mad and he comes up with clever potions he is my fresh organic non-alcoholic bartender he is crazy good , so today he got some oranges from his grandparents tree and he made himself a fresh orange woieeeee go on son you clever little man. I never think of picking things and making things from trees or the ground I guess I am so used to buying things in packets but my son has been coming here all his life and he picks up real fast so he loves the nature part and is very interested in how things grow and work and how you can make things and survive off the land. I hope he learns more fast as he teaches me sometimes, It is all very interesting. There is so much to learn here though it would take me more than 6 weeks to learn it all. I need to be here living it to fully understand it I think.
There is a huge ackee tree here and I want some ackee and saltfish not had any yet this trip but I am told they are not ready or open yet and I have to wait. Maybe not ready while I am here see its things like that I want to know, how long do they take to open FEED ME NOW!
My sister in law has not left the kitchen since we arrived I have told her to sit down and turn everything off.It all takes so long.Forget the food we should have something easy and quick or all go out.We are definitely going out for food tomorrow and we are having the party at my nieces on Saturday.
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Family stuff we had to do here is almost done and Jamaica is not as easy as I would like to think!
Things always crop up and prices rise and issues pop up and try to scare you around each and every corner.I think you really do have to know what you want and where you are going and have a strong character to live in Jamaica as a foreigner if not……… YOU GOING HOME!...LOL
Probably meek mild and scared lol Not in a crying scared really frightened way but in a OMG can this be happening way because all sorts of things we take for granted in foreign are never quite so easy here and just when you least expect it a drama can pop up if you are unprepared or have not done your research or nobody has taught you.
Don’t think you can just switch on a stove and it will work, you buy tanks of gas that is unheard of where I live you just expect gas to be running, so if you have not got a back up supply you wait until you have cash and phone a delivery man and wait until he can slot you in to bring the gas and THEN you may use the stove.So do not hop out of bed just assuming you can make breakfast LOL
Then if sinks block a plumber is required and if the water is off you cannot shower, if the electric goes off you need alternative lighting.
If a tyre pops or two pops on the car be prepared for dark maybe unlit country lanes miles away from anywhere.
There are a thousand things I could tell you but I do not want to bore you and you have to live and learn too!