From the book called Tictocs rules and secret information
guess it depends which way the wind blows if they work that day or not lol
rule number one to never be forgotten is if it involves money just say NO!
some chat up lines or buy me a beer scenarios to start you off with
Can you get me a beer?
response - oh sorry I don't work here the barmaid is over there!
(smile sweetly)
what you drinking?
(usually comes before could you get me one of those or i'll have what you are having at my expense old line gone stale lol)
response - oh thankyou how kind mine's a rum punch when you are buying (don't see them again for a while)
can I have your number/digits?
response - sorry I do not have a phone if you buy me a nice up to date modern phone with all the video and photo options I might let you call it once in a while not if you gonna be bugging though.soooo when you buyin me that phone you promised me LOL
will you get me a beer?
response - excuse me ?rather excuse YOU lol?
Can u get me a beer?
response? do i know you have I met you somewhere before (looking bewildered)
No my name is xyz
response - you kidding me right? (Hysterical laughter) are you serious? have you seriously come out to a bar with no money in the hope that all the random strange females here who you have never seen before in your life will buy you drinks OMG?lol
(he looks bewildered now or grins)
response - well i'm kinda broke but you are a bit crazy and cool so good luck on your little venture and if you manage to get a lot of drinks..mine's a rum punch
You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life
response - are you sure
how you mean am I sure?
of course I am sure
Are you really sure?
Why you asking why you acting like this
Response - oh nothing I just thought I heard you say something like that to a few other women along the beach the last few days I must have misheard.
he looks like he's caught in the headlights
and says no never not meee
response - oh I saw you speaking to my friend just now(they usually say same line every ten minutes or so until it works to random females still usually in view if you are observant)
I am going to ask her if you thought she was the most beautiful woman on earth
he laughs hes been caught still wants a beer refer to buy me a beer rules LOL
