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Thread: Welcome to the new Negril Beach Club!

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    Welcome to the new Negril Beach Club!

    The Negril Beach Club has always been a separate business from the Negril Beach Club Condos, although Google's AI has not been able to determine that fact! But yes, the Negril Beach Club located on the same property location is an actual different business.

    The Negril Beach Club website address is https://negrilbeachclubja.com/ and we are expecting Google search to differentiate the two as this has been creating confusion for years.

    We want to help the Negril Beach Club to attain their separate entity on Google and not allow Google to dismiss this business as not existing.

    Is Google's AI paying any attention at all?

    Let's see how long they take to make such an easy change to their AI algorithm!

    Once again Google, the website address is https://negrilbeachclubja.com/
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    Re: Welcome to the new Negril Beach Club!

    After 11 days, Google has added the Negril Beach Club to their map, but not their search results yet.

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    Re: Welcome to the new Negril Beach Club!

    Non-US viewers cannot watch the video so here is the 1976 SNL transcript of Lily Tomlin as Ernestine the telephone operator:

    "Ernestine: A gracious hello. Here at the Phone Company, we handle eighty-four billion calls a year. Serving everyone from presidents and kings to the scum of the earth. So, we realize that, every so often, you canít get an operator, or for no apparent reason your phone goes out of order, or perhaps you get charged for a call you didnít make. We donít care!

    Watch thisÖ [ she hits buttons maniacally ] We just lost Peoria.

    You see, this phone system consists of a multibillion-dollar matrix of space age technology that is so sophisticated ó [ she hits buttons with her elbows ] even we canít handle it. But thatís your problem, isnít it? So, the next time you complain about your phone service, why donít you try using two Dixie cups with a string? We donít care. We donít have to. Weíre the Phone Company."
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