How do you change from your first day in Negril until your last?

[Nick]

I became more beautiful. It's TRUE.....Jamaica makes you better looking. For example, there were two welders from Canada staying at Banana Shout. One of the guys was a bit homeley when he got there, but by the time he left HE LOOKED LIKE BONO!

Na True??

[Rum-polephoreskin]

The last time I came home I had to go from the airport to chair a union meeting.
I was wearing a new Jamaican flag T-shirt.
I accidently spilled coffee on it just as I got to the meeting.
I didn't want to stain the shirt so took it off and I rinsed it out.
Now I had no shirt.

I believe it was the only WI Teacher's union board meeting ever chaired by a bare breasted president.