The last time I came home I had to go from the airport to chair a union meeting.
I was wearing a new Jamaican flag T-shirt.
I accidently spilled coffee on it just as I got to the meeting.
I didn't want to stain the shirt so took it off and I rinsed it out.
Now I had no shirt.

I believe it was the only WI Teacher's union board meeting ever chaired by a bare breasted president.