Want to share my room?

[brasi]

Um. Think twice my friend. Many boardies have dreamed of taking solo trips for YEARS. But they have wives, girlfriends, or much worse, HUSBANDS. Now, you are voluntarily asking to ruin your vacation (kidding...sorta). You have a pulse. Don't panic. Breathe. You won't be seeking a social life for very long...trust me.

That extra bed will come in handy for the following:
1. An extra two cases of Red Stripe
2. On the morning after (mid-afternoon, really) you soil your clean linens with drool after staying at The Jungle until 6:15 am
3. For Sally the girl from East Sadamanajoho, Utah. She will need it to sleep on when she can't find her way back to the beach road
4. Jerk chicken. And lots of it. (who poured ice all over the top of the comforter???)
5. See Marko's post
6. Refer to #5
7. The day after you ask your maids not to clean because you are in Negril and well, the party went late...LOL...FRESH BED w. NO SAND in it anyway mon!

Love,

Your Uncle Brasi

[Lola]

Why get yourself hitched up before you arrive, start fresh when you get here.

[SoloTraveller]

It's my old-fashioned family values

[Patty Sather]

This is really some great stuff!!! You all should take this act on the road! I would pay to hear it..

[SoloTraveller]

Well, you know where to find me