Brasi.. you in here startin something mon. soon come.
Brasi.. you in here startin something mon. soon come.
OH yehh??????????????????????? Well...sorry for the hijack but:
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It's 3:47 am in Nowhere, NY and I am dragging a very drunk Manda81 across the empty dance floor by one leg. She is somehow managing to hold a Q of OP in her left hand and is clutching a smoking Pall Mall Silver in her right hand. Jerk chicken is all over the floor, well...we're in NY so it's not JERK chicken it's just kinda chicken in a BAD MOOD.
The bouncer holds the door open. He wants to go home to his wife Millie.
"Ferrrrfffffffffff, you ferfin kalaoaiurdeifurf," Manda slurs at me.
On the floor next to her lays the stuffed deer head that just an hour before had smiled at me. She punched it in the jaw when she found out the engagement ring I brought with me was cubic shale.
As Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" plays on the juke...again...I wonder how the hell I am gonna manage to get her on the plane to Negril. Our flight-which she doesn't know about yet-leaves in two hours from Syracuse...and her passport...well yeh. That's still in Toronto.
FAIL.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA The difference is that's creative writing my dear and I can still out drink you, a bouncer and a stuffed moose head any day.. btw I love Journey's "don't stop believing" LOL Have fallen with my bevy before though not a single drop spilt lol
Brasi ...any time you're willing and able ..bring on the drinking contest .. be warned ..you'll be taking on an ex hockey player ..nuff said .. loser picks up the tab .. bring your chequebook ...lol ...cheers
...I am sorry...please accept my sincerest apologies. haha
lol. I don't f around w. hockey players. I drank with a rugby team once. I don't remember the rest of that semester. lol
You win! All in good fun. lol
I'd be up for a scrimmage though hahah
...I am sorry...please accept my sincerest apologies. haha
lol. I don't f around w. hockey players. I drank with a rugby team once. I don't remember the rest of that semester. lol
You win! All in good fun. lol
I'd be up for a scrimmage though hahah
Brenda and Kory....Regina, SK....we will be there from the 2nd of Feb until the 16th! Home soon come!!
I want to stand up for my fellow Americans on this one: My main sport is smoking, drinking more of a hobby, but I still hold the Negril.com record of 17 rum and cokes on a starry night at RIU in April, 2010, lol. .... Those drinks were so watered down that I could have drove my Scooter afterward all the way to Westender Inn if I had wanted to!
BTW, did anyone else notice that immediately after a certain American named Gerry G left Seastar Inn last time, the famed hotel dropped its AI plan????? Coincidence??? Who knows, lol lol lol ....
It takes me 14-hours plus to get from Los Angeles to Negril, and i do NOT take my partying lightly!!!! Cheers to all Canadians, my North American brethren!!!!