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    Yes Joe...once the new day dawned, it dawned on me what you were saying!





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    Marley and Joe.... what are you guys talking about.. nothing's dawned on me..
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    Beachgirl, It dawned on both of us that on the new day which is dawning, regardless of which day, the dawn will eventually arrive. It's dawnting but the day of the dawning is inevitable, which means that the inevitability of the dawn is perpetual until the dawn leaves the day.

    Has it dawned on you?
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    joe.......

    nice to see a fellow Canadian on here I was starting to feel like the black sheep of the family..waaaaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by beccajean_ca View Post
    joe.......

    nice to see a fellow Canadian on here I was starting to feel like the black sheep of the family..waaaaaaa
    Not to worry there are lots of us here
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    Quote Originally Posted by beccajean_ca View Post
    joe.......

    nice to see a fellow Canadian on here I was starting to feel like the black sheep of the family..waaaaaaa
    There are lots of Canadians here.. Poolguy Windsor, Beachgirl66, Bras-I is an honorary Canadian too, newfiesub etc. etc. etc.. You're not alone.. well maybe for the first 5 minutes in Jamaica, after that it's like family.
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    i see that now.maybe when I'm here a bit longer I will figure out who is who

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    Jamaican Tourism Marketing, or Witch Doctoring?

    Toronto, CANADA-Reports from Canada, some northern U.S. States, and locations across the globe have people selling off their worldly possessions in order to take impromtu trips to Jamaica, an undoubtedly gorgeous Carribbean island...but at what cost?

    Beachgirl66, a Toronto native, was seen recently returning beer bottles in nearby Buffalo NY. She's the latest "victim" of an obscure thread on a Jamaican-based website...a thread purportedly controlled by an Obeah-like woman loosely known as "marley9808."

    "Marley told me I was EXPECTED to be in Negril," said 66, knee deep in Molson Light bottles.

    Beachgirl has taken an unprecedented 97 trips to Negril over the past four months. She has lost her car, her home, and recently traded her parakeet for 25 cents to a homless man for food.

    "I love the vibe," she said, as she gave blood at her local blood bank.

    Brasi, a New York native, neglected paying his fuel oil bill this winter due to "marley9808's" influence, he said.

    "I figure'd we didn't need furniture, really," he added. "it's just gets in the way. So I used it for firewood. Marley9808 said I HAD to be in Negril..."

    Both travelers next visit Negril in late April...along with a mess of other COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOS!!!!!!

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    ...satire...
    Last edited by brasi; 03-08-2012 at 08:48 PM.

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    LOL....yeah what Joe said!





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    LOL Brasi, you crack me up!

    Obeah-like made me laugh. I do what I can!
    I was also recently told I have Yoda mind-bending capabilities.....that's pretty cool!

    hmmmmm *Marley9808 pauses to think if she can use these powers to win the lotto and thereby bring EVERYONE to Negril in April*





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