Just announced:

Marley9808 Appointed by Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller

Jamaica, WEST INDIES - In an unusual move, the Jamaican government has appointed a US citizen to it's Tourist Board, nominating Marley9808 as Vice-Chair for April bookings until further notice. The post comes with a $456,789J salary, representing approximately 10% of the cash flow she has generated for Jamaica since late January 2012.

Coincidentally, Marley9808 is also the first person ever with numbers as part of her name attached to the position.

"We were perusing Negril.com one night," said Jamaican Prime Minister Portia Simpson-Miller, "and we saw that approximately 125 people have changed their minds about traveling to Jamaica in April due to this amazing woman. So we made the move."

Other state-sponsored benefits as part of her compensation package: a scooter, unlimited fresh squeezed OJ and a generous bar tab at The Jungle Nite Club.

-Reuters
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