April Roll Call

[Guirigay]

Jim and Donna, I'm SURE we will

[marley9808]

I'm tracking flights that will arrive at either 12:21, 1:34 or 2:45. The price difference between them right now is nominal. When will you be arriving? PM me if you don't want to post

Well we were SUPPOSED to be arriving at 8:30am which I was thrilled about, but just recently JetBlue changed the flight and we are now arriving around 2:45pm....

[beachgirl66]

omg!!! hahahaha

[marley9808]

[Joe Trinidad]

Marley, has the new day dawned? hahahahahaha

[marley9808]

Yes Joe...once the new day dawned, it dawned on me what you were saying!

[beachgirl66]

Marley and Joe.... what are you guys talking about.. nothing's dawned on me..

[Joe Trinidad]

Beachgirl, It dawned on both of us that on the new day which is dawning, regardless of which day, the dawn will eventually arrive. It's dawnting but the day of the dawning is inevitable, which means that the inevitability of the dawn is perpetual until the dawn leaves the day.

Has it dawned on you?

[beccajean_ca]

As I am new on here I am not sure how this works but it all sounds like so much fun.I'm planning on coming sometime between April 16 to May 4th hoping for 10 days but still shopping around.I will probably be solo so looking to meet up with some peeps down there,but need some ideas of a safe cheap 40-80 a night place on the beach. The bus party sounds awesome as all so would love to attend.

[brasi]

Jamaican Tourism Marketing, or Witch Doctoring?

Toronto, CANADA-Reports from Canada, some northern U.S. States, and locations across the globe have people selling off their worldly possessions in order to take impromtu trips to Jamaica, an undoubtedly gorgeous Carribbean island...but at what cost?

Beachgirl66, a Toronto native, was seen recently returning beer bottles in nearby Buffalo NY. She's the latest "victim" of an obscure thread on a Jamaican-based website...a thread purportedly controlled by an Obeah-like woman loosely known as "marley9808."

"Marley told me I was EXPECTED to be in Negril," said 66, knee deep in Molson Light bottles.

Beachgirl has taken an unprecedented 97 trips to Negril over the past four months. She has lost her car, her home, and recently traded her parakeet for 25 cents to a homless man for food.

"I love the vibe," she said, as she gave blood at her local blood bank.

Brasi, a New York native, neglected paying his fuel oil bill this winter due to "marley9808's" influence, he said.

"I figure'd we didn't need furniture, really," he added. "it's just gets in the way. So I used it for firewood. Marley9808 said I HAD to be in Negril..."

Both travelers next visit Negril in late April...along with a mess of other COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL MOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOS!!!!!!

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...satire...