Dateline: Michigan
Reports continue to filter in of derelict Caribbean adventurers abandoning all sound financial practices in response to what can only be characterized as undue telepathic influence, excessive digital arm twisting and a disarming charm offensive.
Contacted as he was searching his couch (not YET burned for firewood) for loose change after returning his neighbors bottles, Guirigay stated, "I'm entranced by the idea, and besides I've been told resistance is futile." When asked if Sweetie Pie was providing any rational options to avoid certain economic ruin Guirigay only responded with a smile and a far away gaze. There doesn't seem to be any explanation for this bizarre behavior, when pressed Guirigay will only laugh and repeat, "Those freakin' boardies!"
