I made my way back, and this time I found Negril Spa Resort. It's a beautiful place, very well-designed layout, and everything is NEW (or new looking).

There is a total of one guest staying at the resort. It's very quiet, but a nice thing about the property is there is sandy beach access, too, so you kind of get the best of both worlds -- the cliffs and the beach.

The bartender, Marcia (wants to be in report), is a nice lady, tall and thin with a friendly smile but kinda of a shy demeanor that's common among ladies in Negril (just an observation).

She makes me a GREAT blended fruit drink. Slightly more expensive ($8 USD) but significantly bigger than your average daiquiri-type drink.