An Angry Letter to Jimmy Buffett

[Mrs Wilson]

Like the water trampoline, but never stepped foot in their even though I walk past at least once daily. Speaking of hamburgers though, what's the name of the place in town, opened last year I believe, that has rep for fabulous fabulous enormous enormous burgers?

[Negrillled]

SOLUTION: Eat Jamaican fare, made by Jamaicans at a joint owned by Jamaicans. Besides, what did you expect from a tourist trap owned by an American who likely has't even been to the place since he muscled it away??